First off the whole label “supernatural” is an utter pile of steaming dingo doo. I mean fuck, supernatural would seem to indicate something outside of nature and shit like that correct? So ghosts, vampires, goblins etc and so on. Fucking wrong. Because if any of that shit does exist, then by it’s very nature of existing it’s bloody natural.
Moving on from that minor pet peeve let’s get out the big guns and go to town. Why the fuck is everyone so obsessed with this shit? I mean sure it’s kind of cool if “Blade” happens to be running around kicking massive ass somewhere, and if werewolves are real I’d certainly consider getting a bite done. I mean hell I like my meat raw as it is, so why not go all the way? However as far as any rational human beings can tell, these things don’t exist and if they do exist they’re very busy staying way the fuck away from us. So vampires, werewolves etc are out of the “give a shit” running by process of “who cares?” unless you’ve got a serious fetish for biting or muscular, hairy guys and girls with huge noses their existence or lack there of really isn’t doing anything for any one. The dirty novels featuring paranormal lovin are still going to be written regardless. (On that thought, if vampires or werewolves did exist and they read one of those novels, what would they think? Hell if it was me I’d be semi-offended… and slightly flattered oddly)
Yeah... no comment, just look at this "inhuman passions" wtf?
Next victim, Aliens:
Oh fuck now we’re getting to some serious shit because a whole fuck ton of people have decided to form cul (cut off by a roundhouse kick from the editor) ….religions that are utterly convinced that we are descendants of people from outer space. That and every yahoo in america who owns a cooler, cheap beer and a sucky pick up truck in west of no where appears to have been abducted by a fast moving object with bright lights, the taken back to the mothership and probed… On that note right quick before I start cutting on to the meat of this, I was unaware that Gay Biker Bars counted as “spaceships”, that must have been one hell of a batch of ecstasy.
Now the existence of aliens is slightly a big deal because of all the religious focus on it. Even relatively rational religions have a stake in the aliens questions because many religions claim our asses are alone in the universe. Now there is some argument that aliens do exist and have been here before based on hieroglyphics found in various temples of various cultures on various continents. However when looking at ancient graffiti you have to remember that they also have men and women with animal heads on there so… you tell me how accurate that is a direct interpretation of events. Hell Douglas Adams did the math on all this so I’ll repost it here and you all can decide for yourselves.
“It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.”
-Douglas Adams,
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Descended from aliens? Or just alien to sanity? the world may never know
and finally to finish this party up, everyone’s utter favorite. Ghosts!
We are obsessed with spirits, utterly obsessed. Way more so then with aliens and all that other tosh. We love ghosts. Wether it’s SciFi’s “Ghost Hunters” or psychics and seances so we can communicate with the dearly departed (or not so dearly departed, some seances have been formed in an attempt to contact people such as Hitler, though I confess wanting in on that. It would be fascinating to talk to someone that messed up). Now Ghosts are a sensitive subject across the board because they aren’t from outer space, they aren’t strange freaky creatures. They’re people… or once were any way. It’s also of a specific interest point to all, and I do mean all religion because if ghosts do exist then… well shit that’s the validation and the debunking of several religions right there. Then on top of all that it provides proof of an after life which really fucks over the atheists. Then there’s the matter that the ghost in question is possibly your dead aunt marge. So it all gets very personal, very fast.
My one real thought on this is thus, leave it be. Why leave it you may ask? Because death is the one real guarantee in life. So why honestly mess around and focus on it early. There’s far more important things to do while we’re alive and we should be focusing on that, not on what happens when we finally do pass on.
That said I’m going to go snuggle with my lady and give mom a call.
Quote of the Post:
“I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. There’s a large out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.”
~Mitch Hedberg